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[18th February, 2009] |
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OH MY GOD I HAD A DREAM WITH HER AND IT WAS SO AMAZING. She was all gorgeous and shit and her hair was like everywhere, but her clothes were nowhere, and then we made out for a really long time and that was fucking awesome. Am I such a loser that just making out in a dream is good enough for me? Maybe I'm gay. I'M NOT SO DON'T EVEN SAY A FUCKING WORD. You fuckers know who you are, you fuckers. And then we kept making out and then that tall scary blue bitch came at us and then I had to save my woman, and I did, and then this tiny fat chick was all like YAY and shit and then Ophelia came back and got mad at me, and she could TALK and she was like WHY DIDN'T YOU LOOK FOR ME, and I was like I DID, and she was like, SOME LOOKING YOU DID, YOU'RE SUCKING FACE WITH SOME NAKED WHORE, and I was like DON'T CALL HER A WHORE, SHE'S AMAZING, and she was like, NO SHE AIN'T, SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BOOBS, and I was like, YEAH SHE DOES, THEY'RE JUST SORT OF SMALL, AND I LIKE THEM ANYWAY, and then Ophelia kicked me in the balls, and then I woke up because I fell off the bed. I wonder if that weird stupid panther that I saw one day ate my poor baby!
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[19th October, 2008] |
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OH MY GOD OPHELIA RAN AWAY.
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[23rd September, 2008] |
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I don't wanna be friends with you guys anymore if all you're gonna do is just make fun of me. Shove it, assholes.
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[14th September, 2008] |
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Elijah, I think I've found it in my heart to forgive you.
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[12th September, 2008] |
[Private to Persia]
Hi Persia. You know me. Well, I know you at least. You may know me, but I don't think you do. You shouldn't at least. I'm just that weirdo that hangs around the castle once in a while. I'm the spy! I don't think I should be saying that though. You're always kinda busy with your own stuff so I'd totally understand if you didn't know me or anything. You're out of my league anyway. But, I was wondering if like, sometime when you weren't busy or something we could wander around the square or something...
...Hi.
[/Persia]
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[19th August, 2008] |
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I want a tangerine.
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[15th June, 2008] |
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...My wig itches. But Ophelia wouldn't stop eating my real hair. I don't have much so I slapped her in her camel mouth. I NEED WHAT I HAVE.
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